Dear God, what it like in your silly little brains? It must be so boring.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Drunk angel
“You want me as much as I want you. And all I want is you.”
My tongue warred with my mind. “Today,” I whispered.
Noah stood slowly, his body skimming mine as he rose. “Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever.”
(Source: myghela)
My entire life is covered in cat hair
Never thought of it from that angle.
that is not acute joke.
i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh
I KNEW THERE WAS A MATH FANDOM SOMEWHERE
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
If you’ve never played Portal/Portal 2, you’re doing life wrong.
moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:
Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box.
#so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr
Guys, I think we found our mascot.
AND HE’S BLUE.
Head canon accepted
good
At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard.
OH MY GOD
(Source: yusufdaistanboo)
Send me one! Please :)
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
(Source: grrrenadine)
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
